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Her name is Kathryn. I’m really smitten. Besides myself in fact. Such levels of stupidity. When I am in Kathryn’s presence; I am bestowed with the drunken limbs of a toddler. She is elegant, stylishly understated and when she speaks; she speaks in italics with a delicate geordie burr. She is almost the physical embodiment of a Belle and Sebastian song. Only Stuart Murdoch has never met Kathryn. If he did, he would probably die of writers block just trying to write a song that is as true as she is. So he should probably stay away for his own good. As for myself; I am willing to look more and more fallible next to words for as long as I am lucky to know her. I really do hope that you get to meet her one day…her favourite song is ‘birthday’ by The Sugarcubes. I jumped out of my skin with joy…
Person a) What's that song? Is that Belle and Sebastian

Person b) No it's Kathryn. She kills rock stars.
by beautifully silly goose February 16, 2022
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