2 definitions by banana pancakes

jack johnson

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....

it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september

by banana pancakes March 1, 2005

Kinkgradulations

What you say to someone after they tell you they realized they were gay after a DP encounter.

Person 1: "I just DP'ed this girl in the breakroom.... my balls touched another guys balls.... I think I'm gay"

Person 2: "Kinkgradulations dude"

by banana pancakes June 15, 2012