1 definition by balloon pirate

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A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.
Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity
by balloon pirate February 16, 2007

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