4 definitions by b3n d0v3r

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yet another nickname for the town of mundelein, illinois; located in lake county. mundelein had an immense gang problem in the 90's: mexican's would typically hang out in eagle trails or the cow path and be as crazy as a suburban gang can be. go figure, there is still a sizeable latin king chapter in mundelein.
despite stories of mundelein gangs being comprised of pussies, there was once a shootout in the parking lot of mundelein high school. this shows that their idiocy has the potential take a toll on mundelein's smarter population.
many teenagers resort to shoplifting as a reaction to the apathetic lifestyle provided for them by fundelein
when the real estate market crashed, it had little-to-no effect on libertyville. mundecrime, on the other hand, is suffering the consequences.
by b3n d0v3r June 18, 2008
An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.
When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!
by b3n d0v3r August 08, 2010
a semi-derogatory, totally ironic nickname used to refer to the town of mundelein, illinois. the town is notorious for having absolutely nothing fun to do (see: mundeslime), and therefore the only amount of fun any teenage resident ever has in mundelein most likely involves substance abuse, bon fires, hanging out in people's garages, and garage hopping.
when i move into my apartment in the city, i'm really gonna miss fundelein...NOT!
by b3n d0v3r June 18, 2008
an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
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