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a large chain smoking male weighing at least 250 pounds who loves ciggarettes more than life. the gwench also has rather large titties, such as those of a woman. the gwench also likes to pretend he is in nascar while driving a golf cart.
the gwench smoked a carton in a day
by asdfjalj April 10, 2005