1 definition by appomattox county high school

appomattox is the most whack town out there - the school system is messed up, the average field trip is to the surrender grounds, most of the schools have asbestos in them and you’ve got fuckboys, girls that won’t stop sucking dick, meatheads that play football, jerks that play baseball and think their better than everybody, softball players with big egos, volleyball players with fake butts, boys in soccer think their going to win every game, girls soccer players can’t stop sucking the boys soccer teams dicks, the swim team is just weird, tennis? we don’t have a team for that, teachers that don’t care about there job or teachers that care to much and there the yeeyee’s with trucks that don’t have a lift on the back, then the black people that get arrested walking to school, the preppy rich white kids that throw their families money in your face, the “basic” white girls group, the actual smart kids, the white kids that try to act black, the future school shooters and that about sums up appomattox right there
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