1 definition by antijokenonqueere

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When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 04, 2012

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