1 definition by anonymous sodomy

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Beatoffki - To beat off and think you are alone or unwatched, but unbeknownst to you, someone opens the door and owns you.
we knew this kid named Steve...

and one time, my brother caught Steve whackin it!

so in honor of Steve's one handed achievement, we give you this word!

Continue whackin it, Steve Beatoffki!!!

by anonymous sodomy May 25, 2007

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