A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.
That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug