22 definitions by annieoakley
Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.
by annieoakley July 15, 2018
Hiding and/or running away from your ex. Staying as far away as possible from an obnoxious, offensive, nasty ex lover or friend.
Since separating from my husband, I'm in total EXhile and do not want to see his nasty face or be anywhere near him.
by annieoakley January 18, 2011
The ultimate and ONLY party planner. The Omnipotent creater of the universe. The "Star" of the hit novel, "The Bible". He may be a "being", or some sort of "explosive energy" that started the ball rolling in this creation experience that we are all going through. Good or bad, SOMETHING started the spark. Call it God or whatever. He continues to "create" on a daily basis, or else nothing would exist. It is said "Man plans and God laughs". The "energy" or "force" behind the forces of the world: earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, etc.
It is said, "Man plans and God laughs". I planned a big party in my back yard with a band and catered food. The day of the party it rained and stormed, so the party had to be cancelled. I guess God had other plans for me that day!
by annieoakley April 22, 2010
Contrary to "El Greco" a famous and wonderful artist, "El Drecko" means "the shit" or a person who is an asshole and a low life. (the word "dreck" means garbage or shit, in yiddish).
My boyfriend was constantly putting people down, showing off and being mean to everyone, including me. I nick named him, "El Drecko" or in other words, "a piece of shit".
by annieoakley October 22, 2010
Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.
by annieoakley October 23, 2011
A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
by annieoakley March 20, 2011
A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.
During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
by annieoakley February 25, 2010