portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.
check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.
that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.
i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.