portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending
with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.
check out that scatch
a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.
is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.
i bet that scatch
's first name
is matthew. and i bet his last name