Devil's dick, aka "Devil's Diner" at Arizona State University is a "restaurant" that produces some of the worst food, service, and atmosphere known to man. The employees include convicted felons, one-armed immigrants, and potentially recovering heroin addicts. Meals at Devil's Dick consist of the lowest quality frozen ingredients available and take no less than 20 minutes to be served. The food here makes McDonald's
Dimitri: "Bro I feel terrible, I think I got salmonella from the quesedilla at Devil's Dick"
Sam: "That's awesome, you're the 9th person this week!"