1 definition by amhayx

Top Definition
1. to hide an item, usually a "load" of drugs in your crotch, either in your underwear or by "plugging" inside the vagina or anus.
2. to shoplift by place items up your skirt.
1. quick its the old bill, crutch the load.
2. I just crutched a rotisserie chicken, it burnt my thighs.
by amhayx September 09, 2010

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