Getting a full Brazilian wax.
I like my lady smooth, so she gets twaxed every couple of weeks.
An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."
A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.
At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.