2 definitions by alondra's daddy
alondra is the definition of beauty. she's super cool & amazing. alondra is the type of girl that stays by your side forever, she reciprocates the same love given to her, she'll stick around regardless of what your bank acc lookin like, she dont care about that kind of shit, shes genuine. honest to god, the funniest mf person in the world. she'll make you laugh regardless of circumstances. she doesnt come off as the smartest person but trust me, if you get lucky enough to get really close with her, she'll surprise you. she can lowkey be psycho when shes really angry just dont piss her off jk but not jk shes perfect in everyway ! ahaha. but fr fr shes amazing in everyway, literally have never been bored with her by my side. she has an engaging ass fun personality, thats how i fell in love, not bc of her perfect tits and fat ass or anything. oh i forgot to say shit abt that. uh shes hot asf, i aint gon go into much detail bc she's mine and y'all don't need to know all that shit but ay lemme just say, BOMB ass body and BOMB ass sounds. ahahah heh. also she subhan's princess 4 life so nobody get yo hopes up. ty for coming to my tedtalk urban thang, also noway this gets accepted right? yo if it did that'd be dope tho. pls accept, urban dictionary workers. bless up.
by alondra's daddy March 14, 2021