A total pizza-faced asswipe who thinks he's all hot shit. Virtually every art of his body resembles some sort of Italian food, like pizza (stuffed crust, deep-dish, etc.), lasagna, cheesy bread, fettuccine alfredo, and a variety of other extra saucy and cheesy dishes. He also likes to think he's better than you, along with everyone else. People like to make comments on how ass-ugly he is and how its funny how he thinks he's superior.
Also, he has a small penis.
Wow, that babs has tons of acne.
Wow, that babs's penis looks like a tic tac.