12 definitions by alcopaul

Sabrina Carpenter

The Barbie IRL

Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?

by alcopaul August 17, 2023

Metacompression

When you can push a camel through the eye of the needle.

tommy: how the fuck is getting a camel inside the eye of the needle possible?
george: metacompression.

by alcopaul June 25, 2017

cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

#metafamous

beyond famous such that your only fans are your crushes whom you telepathically and remotely talk to, the CIA, the NSA, the Mi6, NICA, TikTok admins, the hot female witches, female tarot reader, magic men, voudoun practitioners, sorcerers and the low key old school haxxors who did epic things during the Cold War that you met all the way to where are you right now because of the things you did in the past, what you're doing now and what visions do you have for you and them in the future.

"bro, i think you're #metafamous coz the activities that i can see in your computers are beyond the current specifications of the usual hack tools that they use in targeting high profile individuals and governments."

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

memegraphy

the serious study of memes.

like serious study of memes.

tommy: bro imma take memegraphy this coming semester.
paul: who's your professor?
tommy: stephanie mcburn. new professor here. she just got her phd from what i heard.
paul: looks like we're gonna be classmates, bro coz she's also my professor.

by alcopaul August 25, 2023