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this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...
#poo fairy #halitosis #morning breath #bad breath #halotosis #ass breath #shit mouth shit breath
by alasondro April 19, 2010
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