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The Lionhearted are devoted fans of the DJ and Producer Porter Robinson. Their name is derived from Porter's song, "Lionhearted". While they are big fans of electronic music, they are known to support several genres of music, and are especially willing to help up and coming artists prosper.

The Lionhearted are known for being extremely kind and caring for those around them. If you fall while jumping in the crowd, they will quickly stop and help you back up. If you lost something, those in your vicinity will spread the word to help you find said item.

You'll know when you meet them. They'll most likely greet you with a smile, and will happily look after you if need be.
I met The Lionhearted at Second Sky, and I have not met a kinder fanbase anywhere else. I came to the festival alone, and they accepted me right in. I can't wait to see them again sometime.
by akuwardmoments June 20, 2019
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A condition whose full form is Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome.

The diagnosis was first made by John Steinbeck when he said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Symptoms include, but are not limited to, simping for million and billion dollar companies without any incentive, believing in the ability to pick oneself up by the bootstraps in spite of repeated failures to do so, writing off poor and homeless people as lazy regardless of context, believing in the Just World Phenomenon, and believing in pure meritocracy.

Current treatment plans are based around in-depth study of sociology, history, and economics.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome (TEMS)? If so, you may be entitled to sociological, historical, and economic education. TEMS is known to have victimized working class people for over a century, and has halted upward mobility and welfare of the general public. We can help you find treatment and a cure.
by akuwardmoments August 9, 2022
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The more overt version of a dog whistle. While dog whistles are subtle in their messaging, bullhorns leave nothing to the imagination. The term is often used when referring to racist rhetoric.
From the 1980s to the 2010s, American and European racist media gradually began to drop the façade of plausible deniability, becoming more and more direct with their intentions, until they became quite direct and transparent with their messaging. The National Interest declared this shift in messaging the "putting down of the dogwhistle and picking up the bullhorn."
by akuwardmoments August 1, 2022
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A person with a hopeless addiction to boba tea.
I've had 30 cups of boba this week. Yeah, I think I'm addicted. I'm a full on bobaholic.
by akuwardmoments November 8, 2016
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It has the same spelling as the metal hand cannon, but is pronounced "gwen." Gun is the Chinese word for staff or stick. The term refers to a long bamboo staff used in a number of martial arts, most notably in various styles of kung fu and wushu.
I told my friends that my martial arts style involves the usage of a gun. Then I told them the Chinese meaning. I'm not as cool as they thought I am.
by akuwardmoments July 11, 2017
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A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."
Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.
by akuwardmoments December 31, 2018
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The Perry Effect states that someone or something is completely inconspicuous or unrecognizable unless they possess a characteristic item.

The Perry Effect derives from the character Perry the Platypus from the American TV show, "Phineas and Ferb", based on how the villain, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, cannot recognize Perry the Platypus unless he is wearing his signature hat.
Some guy: *sitting on a bench, listening to music*

Onlooker 1: Oh, look, it's just a guy hanging out

Some guy: *takes out a skateboard and skates away*

Onlooker 1: TONY HAWK THE PRO SKATER!?

Onlooker 2: The Perry Effect strikes again.
by akuwardmoments May 2, 2021
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