2 definitions by akiva lerma

urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.
I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss
by akiva lerma March 4, 2011
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A person with no life that follows others around a gathers dirt on them.
Most slanks follow online or directly while constantly lying to other.
by akiva lerma April 7, 2011
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