4 definitions by akai

Kurt

kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.

kurt is so sexy

by akai November 26, 2021

lollerweb

a nickname for the internet, and a play on lollerskates.

"Oh man! Guess what I found the other day, when I was surfing the lollerweb!?!"

by akai August 23, 2006

roflnet

a nickname for the internet, and a play on roflcopter.

"The roflnet is an amazing tool for communication."

by akai August 23, 2006

Maddisan

A girl with a body that makes your jaw hit the floor, A ass, that is so perfect,. best personality. wife material. a girl that would make any guy happy she is one you dont want to be without she is amazing and unique, with the most beautiful, eyes she is to die for. Single she is Rebellious, Taken she is like no other will do anything for her partner just to make him happy.

Maddisan, One is a million
Her ass is unique
stupid to leave a Maddisan

by akai February 22, 2012