153 definitions by adel7

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by adel7 December 4, 2007

kidda wihish

In the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this means "this is bad." usually this phrase is said to little kids - it's kinda like "naughty boy/girl" or "that's naughty"

Jim: "Hey Mostapha, did you know yesterday I smacked my Reading class teacher on the behind?"

Mostapha: " kidda wihish ! Gosh I can't believe it."

by adel7 December 1, 2007

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by adel7 December 4, 2007

pilamaya

"Thank You" in the Native American language of Lakota.

Waitress: "Here you go ma'am."

Woman: "Oh wow - so fast. Pilamaya."

by adel7 January 3, 2008

contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

by adel7 December 8, 2007

aufreizend

German for "sexy" - can be used when one doesn't want the object of admiration to know what that means, to surprise the listener, or just to sound like you're talking in a code language and you're some sophisticated cosmopolitan.

That news reporter is so aufreizend - oh snap, wait, what was the news again?

by adel7 December 2, 2007

hobeful

A city full of hobos. Unfortunately, this is a big problem in Los Angeles, which ironically has at least 50,000 millionaires in it.

LA's dark underbelly, the hobeful corners and Skid Row, cause much sadness to a stranger with a conscience.

by adel7 November 29, 2007