56 definitions by aaron steven burns

One who is using out of date words and abbriviations while texting.
You are so old you use retrotextual words while texting.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS September 25, 2010

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You first must Inspect(Her) Fuzz before sex.
I predate all my Girl friends and Inspector Fuzz. Making sure she's not rank.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS July 15, 2015

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Oral Sex.
The hooker left a calling card of Lipstick Around Your Dip Stick last night.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS June 29, 2015

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Relying on one Search Engine. Dependency on a single Engine.
I only use "Google Search" as my Church Engine.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS June 03, 2015

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Before the Big Bang or what you get on a first date.
Less time with a woman than in high school. The Small Bang.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS April 29, 2015

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Using Super Glue since the Doctor simply doesn't give a shit!
My leg bone was sticking out and the Doctor pushed it in and used Super Glue Surgery to close it.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS April 09, 2015

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Flying off the top bunk while asleep. Falling out of bed.
I pulled off another Bunk Bed Batman last night. Floor cushioning only.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS April 04, 2015

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