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School

A place where you go to get bullied because you have a speech disorder
Ava: Omg just speak like a normal human you lil rat
aRandomNoob: Okay lemme just stop having a speech disorder because that's totally how it works

That's what happens at School
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Illinois Men

This entity is similar to Florida Man Being that they're both dangerous Illinois Man has two forms his first form is a Farmer Man it's second one is Chicago Man the more common of the two is Farmer Man. Farmer Man is quite docile until you disturb it while it's doing it's favorite activity, harvesting corn. They're often seen on country roads riding in a tractor or something close to one usually around 1:00 Am - 9:00 Pm you can tell if you've encountered Farmer Man if you smell manure that's it's way to assert dominance over other Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
Kyle:Do you know anything about Illinois Men?
Jade:No but I heard they're scary.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Minnesota Man

Minnesota Man Is the most docile entity out of all of them. Not much is known about it because it blends in with other humans. Most likely is obsessed with prince. How can you tell if you've encountered a Minnesota Man? The only sign we have so far is that they're overly nice. If you have more info on this entity make a definition and link the original definition.
Jake: What if Minnesota Man is more powerful than we think...
Cash: Woah....
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup or DKPCOFGS stands for Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species .
Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Big Brain

Either your IQ is 100000 And you came up with a really good idea or Your IQ is 1 and you tried to be smart and you failed
Karam:I'm Big Brain

Everyone:Epic
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Astronomical/Astronomically

A word the teachers often use to justify going back to school just because one kid sneezed louder than he should've
Mrs.Karen:There will be absolutely no noise on this bus.
Wyatt: *sneezes*
Mrs.Karen:We're going back to school you can blame wyatt for Sneezing so Astronomically loud

Wyatt:But I was just Sneezing-
Mrs.Mcmhan: Shut it stop talking back to a teacher.

Wyatt: But I-
Everyone else on the bus: Shut up you ruined it for us.

Astronomical/Astronomically
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Road Block

How boomers or noobs say Roblox
Photosynthesis:want to play road block

MauiTheMan:o k
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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