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Cpt. Macmillan

Aside from Gaz he is the best character in Modern Warfare 2. He appers twice in the game when Cpt. Price is having a flashback of 15 years ago. All Ghillied-Up and One Shot, One Kill are the missions in which you play as Price.

Cpt. Macmillan quotes:
"Shite! Where did he come from?"
"Pooch doesn't look too friendly."
"Are you daft?"
"The word stealth doesn't mean much to you does it?"

by A7X forever September 6, 2010

Ferrari F430

THE BEST DAMN CAR IN THE WORLD. enzo ferrari was far more brilliant than any asswipe you've read about in history.1929 he established the company and they're still making ferraris, in 2013 they're coming out with the Piero. i think that if you buy a ferrari you most likely have more bank than brains, but i still love the cars.

rich dude: "i'm gonna go buy the ferrari f430 scuderia."
normal dude: "why not just get a nice chevy?"
rich dude:"BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO NOTICE ME!!!!"
normal dude:"chill out man!"
rich dude:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU!"

by A7X forever May 28, 2010

Mindfuck

NEVER LOOK THIS UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES. By saying this I realize that it makes you want to do it more, see reverse phsycology. I'm not sure what it was that I looked up, but I saw an image that said,
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.

MINDFUCK
WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS.

by A7X forever August 13, 2010

September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.

On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

Post Orgasm Piss

Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)

MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!

by A7X forever August 31, 2010

super mario galaxy 2

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!

guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*

by A7X forever May 31, 2010

69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

by A7X forever September 16, 2010