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Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.
'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'
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