3 definitions by a no lifer

To Pull a Tony Romo

When a guy breaks up with or dumps his hot girlfriend on her birthday

Person 1: You know how John had that model girlfriend, right?
Person 2: Yea man, I would fuck her any night
Person 1: Well, he dumped her last night, on her birthday. What a dumbfuck!!
Person 2: Man, why'd he have to pull a Tony Romo

by a no lifer August 9, 2009

Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."

Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent

by a no lifer August 9, 2009

Chubby Santa

A short, wide penis, generally accommodated, if not recognized by, aging gray or white pubic hair.

I accidentally walked in on my grandparents making love. My Gramps pulled out and his chubby santa flying all over the place.

by a no lifer August 5, 2009