An aggressive, temperamental person who inhabits the basement of the Library. Its diet consists solely of anabolic steroids and $2.50 Long Islands. Will not leave the Library for any reason unless it sees Mario Kart Wii or Ron Paul.
I think I saw Morc putting in a futon behind the bar.
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