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Term used to describe Simon's general state of being, which is strikingly similar to Early-onset Alzheimer's. Most likely a result of years of alcohol and drug abuse.
Alzsimon's causes behaviour such as leaving the room halfway through a program and forgetting to return, continuously losing your telephone or keys, and knocking over virtually every beer you put by your feet within two minutes of opening it.
by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ May 20, 2008