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Confederate Svelte

Used to describe one who would be embarassed to wear spandex in a weight obsessed city such as Los Angeles, but who would pass as relatively thin in regions of the southeastern United States.

Herman Goering fell into the Confederate Svelte category

by Zippy April 22, 2005

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Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

by zippy March 8, 2005

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swg

Something that is so unbelievably stupid, screwed up and defective that it makes your brain hurt when you try to figure out why it is so screwed up, stupid and defective.

Similar words clusterfuck goatfuck.

I used to enjoy playing that Star Wars MMORPG game, but now it has just turned into one big swg.

Can you believe that new publish broke more that it fixed? That's a typical swg!

The CSR said to fix the Jedi visibility I needed to update my video card drivers. What a SWG!

Sure, we fixed the (INSERT KNOWN PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR 6 MONTHS HERE). You did? Why did it just happen again? Unbelievable what a swg this game has become.

by Zippy January 28, 2005

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Anticlimax

Ineffective end to anything that has suggested a climax.

"When I clicked on 'Anticlimax' I was expecting something smutty. It was a real anticlimax to find a sensible definition."

by zippy January 5, 2005

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code surf

term relating to the activtiy of ambulance crews when moving someone on a trolley / gurenty when one of the crew members straddles the patioient to continue cardiac compressions

i code surfed from the cookie shop al lthe way to the car park

by zippy April 9, 2004

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