as a noun or verb (also "Schmebber" or "Schmebbing")
An 18-30 year
old male or female
who is doing absolutely nothing with their life. Their hobbies include sitting around
their rich parents
house, getting high out back, worrying about getting grounded, and going
to high school parties. In the off-chance that they have a job it is for no more than 15 hours a week and they call in sick a lot. They like the band Korn because they feel unique and misunderstood. They also have the hygenic skills of a retarded chimpanzee.
verb: "Dude, we graduated 5 years ago and Mikes dating some 16 year old chick and just schmebbing it up at high
school parties every weekend, its fucking sad."
noun: "Man, you cant light up a cigarette within
of the bus depot without some Schmebb asking
to bum one"