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Cee Lo Green

A singer who knows the lyrics to John Lennon's songs better than John Lennon did.

Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.
Cee Lo Green: Imaaaagine theeere's no countries, it isn't hard to doooo, nothing to kill or die for, and ALL RELIGION TRUE.... yeeeeea dawg... I modified dat shit.
by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012
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jay-z

This is in response to Da yAy. Does he really not rap only about money? Let's analyze his lyrics, the one you posted.

"I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent"
-Rappin about how he had no money yet

"Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in"
-Rapping about getting money

"By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often"
-Rappin about how "hard" he is

"My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings"
-Rappin about his shitty childhood

"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up"
-Rapping about making money

"Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)"
-Rapping about making money

Alright, I stand corrected. Between all the times he raps about his money, he throws a line or two in there about his shitty childhood and about how hard he is. Big difference!
Jay-z is the shittiest rapper alive
by Zeebo the Barber November 2, 2006
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Christina Aguilera

A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.
Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
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paris hilton

Putrid
Arrogant
Repulsive
Ignorant
Slut

Harlot
Idiot
Lush
Tramp
Overrated
Nasty
by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006
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ishboo

A term some people use to refer to arabs
Man, look at all those ishboos over there!
by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006
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nelly

A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!
Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!
by Zeebo the Barber February 18, 2007
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ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006
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