A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
Get the shakiramug. by Zeebo the Barber November 09, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
Get the ashlee simpsonmug. A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!
Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!
by Zeebo the Barber February 18, 2007
Get the nellymug. by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
Get the ishboomug. Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
Get the Rob Schneidermug. A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"
A sample of Jay-Z rapping:
Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!
Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
Get the Jay-Zmug.