3 definitions by Z A
The common latin genus name for the now-extinct wooly mammoth, also the name of a Swiss clothing company, a UAE-based construction material company amongst other types of companies world wide.
This exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. It can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. The size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word's pronounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
This exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. It can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. The size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word's pronounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
1) In the bathroom, sat at the toilet, it's not going too well. As you squeeze one last time you coordinate your words with your bowel movement and scream "MAMMUT!!"
2) You try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated..."MAMMUT!"...you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry..."MAMMUT!" All of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic..."MAMMUT!!"
3) You are at war with the enemy. As you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. You gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry..."MAMMUT!"
2) You try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated..."MAMMUT!"...you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry..."MAMMUT!" All of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic..."MAMMUT!!"
3) You are at war with the enemy. As you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. You gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry..."MAMMUT!"
by Z A March 1, 2007
The common latin genus name for the now-extinct wooly mammoth, also the name of several types of businesses world wide.
This exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. It can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. The size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word's pronounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
This exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. It can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. The size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word's pronounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
1) In the bathroom, sat at the toilet, it's not going too well. As you squeeze one last time you coordinate your words with your bowel movement and scream "MAMMUT!!"
2) You try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated..."MAMMUT !"...you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry..."MAMMUT!&quo t; All of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic..."MAMMUT!! "
3) You are at war with the enemy. As you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. You gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry..."MAMMUT!!"
2) You try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated..."MAMMUT !"...you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry..."MAMMUT!&quo t; All of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic..."MAMMUT!! "
3) You are at war with the enemy. As you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. You gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry..."MAMMUT!!"
by Z A March 2, 2007
The school of social thought that emerged in the 21st century, advocating fanatical philosophies about specific lifestyles attempting to enforce them in the general populous, despite said ideology and actions either:
a) providing no evidence of being useful or positively life-altering,
b) proven to be completely erroneous,
c) demonstrating highly negative, detrimental, or dangerous effects, or
d) rejecting objective scientific or circumstantial evidence to their contrary
Beetniks first choose to follow this school either upon contemplating said philosophies individually or receiving information from an existing adherent. With reduced, or misguided propensity for comprehensive study and objective critical thinking, Beetniks not only latch onto the ideology, but actively pursue their publicity. This is mostly done through social media propaganda, with the sole purpose of forcing public opinion and activity to conform and eventually follow.
Examples of Beetnik sub-schools include but are not limited to:
- Anti-vax advocates
- Hipsters
- SJWs (modern derogatory definition)
- Karen Culture
- Flat-Earthers
- Vegans
Derived in etymology but not linked in definition to Beatnik culture, the term was coined after the emergence of television infomercials advertising the youth-maintaining qualities of a certain type of beet juice, purported to keep the user feeling "20 years younger." and books promoting celery juice as "the most powerful medicine of our time."
a) providing no evidence of being useful or positively life-altering,
b) proven to be completely erroneous,
c) demonstrating highly negative, detrimental, or dangerous effects, or
d) rejecting objective scientific or circumstantial evidence to their contrary
Beetniks first choose to follow this school either upon contemplating said philosophies individually or receiving information from an existing adherent. With reduced, or misguided propensity for comprehensive study and objective critical thinking, Beetniks not only latch onto the ideology, but actively pursue their publicity. This is mostly done through social media propaganda, with the sole purpose of forcing public opinion and activity to conform and eventually follow.
Examples of Beetnik sub-schools include but are not limited to:
- Anti-vax advocates
- Hipsters
- SJWs (modern derogatory definition)
- Karen Culture
- Flat-Earthers
- Vegans
Derived in etymology but not linked in definition to Beatnik culture, the term was coined after the emergence of television infomercials advertising the youth-maintaining qualities of a certain type of beet juice, purported to keep the user feeling "20 years younger." and books promoting celery juice as "the most powerful medicine of our time."
"My aunt sent me a link the other day about the link between vaccinations and autism. As much as she's smart and educated, she can be such a Beetnik sometimes!"
by Z A July 11, 2019