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in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010

chilly

state of being that is not cool or (cooler than cool) ice cold. The term "chilly" can be thought of as similar to "frontin", or being a "poser", "tool", or "douche". Those people/things that can be described as "chilly" are often fake, of low quality, or not "real"/"keeping it real".

1.

"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders

2.

Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"

Frank: "They're cool."

Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"

Frank: "They're cool."

Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"

Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"

Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"

Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."

by Your Testicles December 29, 2011

tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011