10 definitions by Your non-existing friend

When your friend stabs you in the back by doing an act that you don't want to happen. He or She is also a bitch and a fake friend so don't make friends or else you will end up like this and have a sad life. Also traitors don't talk to you that much and ask you for help on a text/exam or ask you for money of something. If you think one of your friends is a traitor then this whole definition describes their personality.
You: *hanging out with real friends in the cafeteria*
Traitor: Hey umm your (name) right? Can I borrow $500 dollars because I need it to buy a laptop for "school"
You: (POV: Bruh get a job)
by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022
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1. Someone is being mean to you
2. You actually suck so bad
3. Your probably doing a rap battle
4. Idk ask Google
Jimmy: You suck
Greg: Stop describing yourself
Jimmy: *Gasp
by Your non-existing friend April 14, 2022
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If someone says that to you, then say this back to them especially the bullies:

1. Your so fat that when you travelled to space, there was no space
2. Stop describing yourself
3.If your heart was half as cute as my face, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. So I suggest you suck it up and stop being a brat!
4.If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.
5. search "Comebacks when someone calls you ugly" for more
You: Can you Go fuck urself

Spoiled brat : Nah i'm good I'd rather bully an ugly rat then failing half of the semester
You: You're the reason why god created the middle finger <<🖕>>
Spoiled brat : *Gasp*
by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022
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