1.A Russian asshole that loves to ruin your day after it has started out going well and thinks he is a fucking communist. He often needs to be reminded that WE ARE IN THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
2.A way of murder which often consists of a frying pan,a large array of screwdrivers,three rakes,9 feet of rope,6 feet of barbwire,a bucket and a rusty butter knife.
1. Alex,stop being such an Oscar.
2. Alex should shut the fuck up or I will Oscar him.