YoMommaFarted's definitions

C3 ZR1

Arguably the best Corvette in the lineup

1: Hey guys! Like my new Mustang?

2: Hell yeah! My C3 ZR1 now has some competition!

3: WhAt? A FoRd OwNeR aND a ChEVy OwNER CaN'T BE FRiENdS! ReEeEeEEEEEeEeEEeE.

by YoMommaFarted February 25, 2019

Samoyed

The purest boys

Samoyeds are so fluffy! And look at that pure, lovable face!

by YoMommaFarted November 28, 2018

Globglogabgalab

The all holy, true god. All other gods are false.

Person 1: I love my god!
Person 2: Who do you believe in?
Person 1: Jes...
Person 2: YOUR GOD IS FALSE. THE TRUE GOD IS THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB. THE MAN OF SCHWIBBLEGLIBBLEKIND!

by YoMommaFarted May 18, 2018

blobbage

The skin and/or fur of a dog being pushed up by their collar or other attachments.

Person 1: I like to pet my dog on his little fluffy head! What about you?
Person 2: The blobbage is where it's at! Right on his poofy neck.
Person 1: Awww... <3

by YoMommaFarted November 28, 2018