2 definitions by Yo mom’s mom’s mom’s mom’s mom

1.What you can say at work and when you get in trouble you can say that you were referring to fixing a phone

2. What you google because fuck is restricted
Me: Yo teach! Get phucked!

Teacher: We do not say “fuck” in school
Me: l was talking about fixing the phone

Me: You just said fuck completely out of context
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Improvised masturbation

what more do I need to say
When I was kidnapped i had my arms tied so i had to masturbise using my legs
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