236 definitions by Yes Juanito Yes

man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

by Yes Juanito Yes June 14, 2015

CashTronaut

One who pays high money for “space” travel

Thank you CashTronaut 4 ur business

Ground Control

by Yes Juanito Yes December 11, 2021

Number 200

A massive poop (BM). It's a relief to excrete a big dump sometimes.

Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm proud to announce that I delivered Chipotle child number 200 to the world!

by Yes Juanito Yes October 5, 2016

Golfheimer's

An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.

Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."

Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."

by Yes Juanito Yes April 8, 2015

free tp

No cost toilet paper. It's available everywhere: stores, restaurants, workplaces. Why pay for it if you just use it once and flush it?

I haven't paid for toilet paper in years. I just steal it. It's not just an idea, free tp is a movement.

by Yes Juanito Yes May 4, 2015

euing

Feeling euphoric.

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."

by Yes Juanito Yes September 3, 2014

jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by Yes Juanito Yes November 7, 2014