(Israeli Slang): A phrase used to express your utter disregard of the situation. Articulation of absolute indifference.
Pronounciation: Al Ha-Zain Sh`lee.
Charlie: Man, your grades are on the face
You: On my dick, dude.
Johannes: Man, that kettle on the fire is going to be ruined.
You: On my dick..
Georgie boy: Man, Louana's got the hots for you, whatcha gonna do??
You: On my dick man, she's on my dick.