Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
mugGet the Smart Carmug.

ALA

ALA is an acronym for "Actually Laughing Audibly." Many believe it carries the same meaning as "lol." Had ALA been used pre-2003, this would have been true. However, due to the commonplace over-usage of "lol" (use when there is no laughter out-loud), the need for an acronym referring to audible laughter has arisen. Hence, ALA. Use of ALA when one is not, in fact, actually laughing audibly, will result in a german shepherd attack.
(In a FB chat conversation)

A: Well man, just keep jammin' her until it falls off.
B (who is laughing his freakin' balls off): ALA!!!
by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010
mugGet the ALAmug.