28 definitions by Wypipo whisperer
An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.
"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
Mass murder conducted "with the best of intentions for the people we choose to bomb", typically by the western powers.
"this humanitarian warfare is necessary to secure profits... Umm... I mean freedom, for the people we are about to bomb" - Joe Biden
by Wypipo whisperer October 18, 2020
A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"
We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
by Wypipo whisperer November 30, 2020
L-B-I-G-O-T Men often engage in casual misogyny. While L-B-I-G-O-T Women do the misogyny less, Both sexes participate in casual racism as well, and often engage in hating on the poor because its a nice reprieve from racism and misogyny sometimes
"THAT L-B-I-G-O-T man was harassing another straight man for being black. The world is on crazy pills"
by Wypipo whisperer April 5, 2022
The home of the #2 guy in the United States Of America, Right after the all important Military Industrial Complex.
by Wypipo whisperer November 30, 2020
The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020