Wun Hung Lo's definitions

paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

Hot Chili Pot

A hot chili pot is the act of taking a shit in a public toilet, once done, the shitter flushes the toilet and all the shit and toilet paper clogs the toilet causing it to fill to the brim. The shit water stays at an elevated level in the pot until some poor bastard comes in to unclog it. The pot creates a foul stinch that will let anyone enter the restroom know that a hot chili pot has been brewed and ready for gagging.

The manager at Sears was extemely pissed when he was told to clean up the hot chili pot that had been stewing for the last 24 hours in the men's room.

by Wun Hung Lo January 12, 2006

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

Bryan/College Station

Bryan/Colege Station or B/CS as many call it, is a great place to live if you are a student at Texas A&M or Blinn Junior College. It is a twincity, which means two cities that join at the city limits. Has been labeled as the fourth best city in the nation to live (moneywise). Their is very little crime activity in the area of 130,000 citizens between the two cities. Bryan has many public schools that has been awarded the Blue-Ribbon award for academic excellence. Bryan is also home to the fourth biggest high school in the state of Texas, Bryan High School. Located in Central Texas and about 150 miles (at the most) from Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. Has a decent party atmosphere for the weekends. College Station is home to Texas A&M and Northgate, which was voted by college students across the nation as the third best place to party when in a college town. If you have not visited B/CS, then you do not know what you are missing!

Bryan/College Station is a great place to live, hands down!

by Wun Hung Lo January 13, 2006

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

slick toby

A term that describes the act of spitting saliva or snot into a female's vagina that has gone dry after a long period of sexual intercourse for the purpose of the male reaching his climax.

To date, I have not ever given a slick toby to a chick because I am the minuteman!

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006