14 definitions by WrenFloof#0666

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

generating your mom

creating a fat slut

person 1: generating your mom

person 2: what

* a fat slut appears *

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

schmup

that one sound it makes when your balls slap someone

Person 1: I heard a schmup from the other room

Person 2: your mom and james are in there

Person 1: yikes

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Illidiot

An illiterate idiot.

Person 1: Hey can you read this Harry Potter book for me?
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.

by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022

metmoid

i think theres a gun person named sams or something

idk man

Person 1: you played metmoid

Person 2: you mean metroid?

Person 1: yea

Person 2: fucking idiot

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Flinstincts

The instinct to flirt with anyone you meet. Whether it be to fuck them or to just make them blush.

Person 1: Hey what's up with that weirdo over there? He's been flirting with everyone.
Person 2: Oh, he just has Flinstincts.
Person 1: the fuck?

by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021