A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still
in the same
position you call your wife/missus
a different name to which she will
hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay
inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!
try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then
wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)