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3 definitions by Wooly Wombat

 
1.
when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
 
2.
A woman who is notorious for losing bodily function control during orgasm
I am the Kombat wombat!!! POOT!
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
 
3.
when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005