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Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.
Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
by Woodrow T. Boner June 16, 2019
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