The South Hudson Institute of Technology.
A gray castle that stands on the bend of the Hudson river, where approximately 4,800 students attend. A place where America's best and brightest are accepted, and yet graduate as the most cynical college graduates in the world.
Current students call it a prison while S.H.I.T. is esteemed as the best college in America by Forbes.
Do not attend unless you are willing to go through hell and back with the utmost dedication to principle of personal power. Your very soul and will is sold to the colossal Uncle that calls for service.
Friend 1: "Are you enjoying your time in college?"
Friend 2 (with satire): "I am enjoying my time at the college of S.H.I.T."
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