bitcht

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.

Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."

by Wizards Sleeve May 18, 2005

baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.

"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2006

project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.

Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.

by Wizards Sleeve May 31, 2005

Tit Fairy

A mythical creature who visits women and, with the wave of a wand, endows big knockers.

"Did you see that new chick in Accounts? The Tit Fairy certainly paid her a visit!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 28, 2006

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 03, 2005

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 29, 2007

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 31, 2007