3 definitions by Winking Chicken

verb
To make something better.
To make something smooth and shiny as you would using shinola polish
The act of improving.
Positive opposite of shitify.
A positive act reversing shitification.
I need to shinolafy my kitchen, it is looking old and worn.
With that huge infrastructure bill the President signed and the emergency declaration in place, there should be piles of money the county is going to shinolafy our roads so they don’t rattle our teeth out and destroy our vehicles.
by Winking Chicken April 6, 2023
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The taboo act of child molestation by priests, common in the Catholic church.
Top Vatican officials did not defrock a priest in a priestiality case involving as many as 200 deaf boys.
by Winking Chicken April 11, 2010
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Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.
The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.
by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010
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